Timmy may be a bit crazy about the foreplay. Remember timmy sparkle-bottom?
You don’t have to go that far for a good time, although I’m not saying that you shouldn’t try it.  
A new face can make things so much spicier, so keep that in mind.  

Timmy may be a bit crazy about the foreplay. Remember timmy sparkle-bottom?

You don’t have to go that far for a good time, although I’m not saying that you shouldn’t try it.  

A new face can make things so much spicier, so keep that in mind.  

Keep A Secret

Make sure you have a secret lair for those fun times!  Me and Wanda wouldn’t get away with half the stuff we do if we didn’t have a special hidden place for just that.  

Fairies can burst in whenever they want to!  It may seem rude, but some are bad at magic travel.  

Fairies who are especially bad at portal travel magic could possibly find your secret lair. To prevent this, put a protective shield on the perimeters of your lair.  

I would have whichever one of the two, three, or four of you who is best at magic to do this.  

I know I would hate to make that mistake. 

Again. 

Goat Love!

They say it’s the most honest love around. 

But only admire it… beware of bestiality. 

Boring conversation. Can’t focus.

There is a reason to marry someone smart like Wanda.

Don’t listen to what Timmy Turner says…

A world without girls is no free world at all. 

No.

No. I am too sexy to eat. 

You just tell him that. 

Wanna get dirty?

Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that.